{"id":192,"date":"2004-01-08T19:02:52","date_gmt":"2004-01-08T17:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/?p=192"},"modified":"2004-01-08T19:02:52","modified_gmt":"2004-01-08T17:02:52","slug":"one-man-one-mutua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"one man, one mutua"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/imagenes\/Pic00705.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/imagenes\/Pic00706.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/imagenes\/Pic00707.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/imagenes\/Pic00708.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/imagenes\/Pic00710.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/imagenes\/Pic00711.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/imagenes\/Pic00709.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Un molesto dolor en la planta del pie izquierdo (tal y como suena) me llev\u00f3 esta tarde a la mutua de turno de la empresa, sabiamente guiado por Marta, que conduc\u00eda el coche porque a mi me dol\u00eda el pie y no tengo permiso de conducir, ni coche. No quiero decir nada de esperas ni cosas parecidas, que de eso est\u00e1n las bit\u00e1coras llenas. Conclusiones: mis huesos est\u00e1n muy bien calcificados (gracias, mama, por tanta leche) y una pomadita y unas pastillitas y ma\u00f1ana nos vemos. Espero que no vean las fotos, \u00bfse puede hacer fotos all\u00ed dentro?<\/p>\n<p>Miguel tarado, intr\u00e9pido periodista.<br \/>\n(Se jodi\u00f3 la fiesta por lo del relato en El Parnaso).\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un molesto dolor en la planta del pie izquierdo (tal y como suena) me llev\u00f3 esta tarde a la mutua de turno de la empresa, sabiamente guiado por Marta, que conduc\u00eda el coche porque a mi me dol\u00eda el pie y no tengo permiso de conducir, ni coche. No quiero decir nada de esperas ni [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-perdiendo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}