{"id":10922,"date":"2022-02-01T21:59:55","date_gmt":"2022-02-01T20:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/?p=10922"},"modified":"2022-02-01T21:59:55","modified_gmt":"2022-02-01T20:59:55","slug":"the-piano-has-been-drinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/?p=10922","title":{"rendered":"the piano has been drinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-10922-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/thepianohasbeendrinking.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/thepianohasbeendrinking.mp3\">https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/thepianohasbeendrinking.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep<br \/>\nAnd the combo went back to new york, the jukebox has to take a leak<br \/>\nAnd the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break<br \/>\nAnd the telephone&#8217;s out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make<br \/>\nAnd the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking<\/p>\n<p>And the menus are all freezing, and the light man&#8217;s blind in one eye<br \/>\nAnd he can&#8217;t see out of the other<br \/>\nAnd the piano-tuner&#8217;s got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother<br \/>\nAnd the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking<br \/>\nAs the bouncer is a sumo wrestler cream-puff Casper milktoast<br \/>\nAnd the owner is a mental midget with the i.q. of a fence post<br \/>\nCause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking<\/p>\n<p>And you can&#8217;t find your waitress with a Geiger counter<br \/>\nAnd she hates you and your friends and you just can&#8217;t get served without her<br \/>\nAnd the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire<br \/>\nAnd the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired<br \/>\nCause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking<br \/>\nThe piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/thepianohasbeendrinking.mp3 The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep And the combo went back to new york, the jukebox has to take a leak And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break And the telephone&#8217;s out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make And the piano [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cover"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perdiendo.org\/museodemetralla\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}